Security

After suffering from back pain for two weeks, I had to stop working the restaurant job. I couldn't take the pain anymore. I can't sit down so an office job is not an option. The solution? I found a job as a security guard at a high end clothing store in Malibu. To give you an idea, a designer hooded sweat shirt costs $1,300 at this store. A throw blanket? $7,000. My main job is to protect celebrity shoppers from paparazzi. I do look like the guy in the picture sans sunglasses. Yes, it's ridiculous, but after all, it's LA. At least it's been nice to escape from the heat of the Valley and spend the days in breezy Malibu. More on celebs later...