celeb game

Apologies for not keeping up with my blog page. Now that my back pain is subsiding, I'm able to sit and type. I've encountered a few celebs this past week. First, Jason Priestley: I completley ignored him on the set of some lame Lifetime Channel show. Natasha Henstridge: She's still hot. I've never seen her onscreen, now I actually want to rent her DVDs. Jimmy Smits: His new show Cane is going to be canceled in two weeks. Horrible writing and who cares anymore about Jimmy Smits? Jessica Alba: She brought an army of paparazzi to Malibu. She has a new movie out, so no surprise there. Britney Spears was dining acrossed the street. More paparazzi. Baron Davis: He came up to me and shook my hand and introduced himself to me. Since this is L.A. nobody around me recognized him, but being a GS Warriors fan from SF, I was actually thrilled to see him.

Manpri

Howie Mandel came into the store today and bought a pair of sunglasses. He was wearing a pair of designer manpri jeans and awful looking custom low top converse shoes. Yes, I'm seeing some men wearing hideous looking manpri pants around Malibu and apparently it's no longer the Eurotrash-only fashion. Great.

Security

After suffering from back pain for two weeks, I had to stop working the restaurant job. I couldn't take the pain anymore. I can't sit down so an office job is not an option. The solution? I found a job as a security guard at a high end clothing store in Malibu. To give you an idea, a designer hooded sweat shirt costs $1,300 at this store. A throw blanket? $7,000. My main job is to protect celebrity shoppers from paparazzi. I do look like the guy in the picture sans sunglasses. Yes, it's ridiculous, but after all, it's LA. At least it's been nice to escape from the heat of the Valley and spend the days in breezy Malibu. More on celebs later...